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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:42
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
No, not a chance
Oy: United Jet Flies Wrong Route Departing SFO, Causes Near Disaster - One Mile at a Time
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
No way
Tinnitus linked to impaired cognitive function - Medical Xpress
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Trump insults Powell again as another top Fed official joins the call to lower interest rates - CNN
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Microsoft Confirms Password Deletion—Now Just 8 Weeks Away - Forbes
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade Accounts - Forbes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dave Chappelle and Mo Amer on Politics and Comedy, SNL Monologues - Variety
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Next, they tried...